Oh where do I begin. I am going to take this time to vent. I have some serious anxiety--my armpits are sweating as we speak. I am on a serious budget and am now the proud owner of not one but TWO wedding dresses. While it may look like I am a baller (I mean seriously, who has TWO wedding dresses?) I am actually about to have panic attack because I am the exact opposite. On Friday I fell in love. I did not even know you could fall in love with a dress but you can. I started this whole wedding process "not caring". Every place I went to try on dresses the sales associates hated me because I could not stand any of the dresses. I mean what is the big deal? They are all white dresses that cost way too much money. I would rather have a refrigerator or a couch. I will be the first person to admit I have been a "Debby Downer" about wedding planning. I am not organized, I procrastinate, and I am on a budget. Now I am all giddy and losing sleep over a DRESS. It is weird because you know how all these people tell you all this BS about putting on a dress and knowing. It turns out they are not lying. I do not know if I can wait until May to wear it. If you see a crazy woman at the dog park, or in the grocery store, or at the bar in a wedding dress it is probably me. I found this mood board I created when I first found out I was engaged. It was exactly what I wanted my wedding to look like. Somehow everything is right back where I wanted it. Notice the dress...
Now go tell your friends to buy my other wedding dress. Even though I just went on and on about another dress this one is pretty bad arse too.
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