the old me would have bought this and not thought twice. the new me has a mortgage and has to be responsible. the old me would eat cereal and ketchup buns for 2 weeks straight to get the dress. the new me has another person to think about when preparing dinner (not that i even really prepare dinner ever). the old me would have convinced myself it was "ok" becasue it is on sale. the new me says $340 for a dress is insane...do you what kind of rug i could get with that?
the new me still has no shame in saying--HEY MOM IF YOU ARE READING THIS I GAVE YOU A LINK AND YOU KNOW MY SHIPPING ADDRESS.
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